All of them are wrong.
The reason is very simple. We here at the Dept. of Nance, having had our fill of a record-breaking snowfall last winter, decided to take matters into our own hands. We knew it was time to virtually guarantee a mild winter. And so we did.
Meet the Storm 5524, also known as The Deterrent. Since its purchase in mid-December, we've racked up less than 7 inches of the white menace.
You're welcome.
I come from Boo's site, and have this to say: Thanks a lot Nance. I live in Arizona, and while you're all smiling away up there in Ohio, happy to have dodged the snow bullets, I am sweating my panties off and cursing the fact that we've had the dryest winter in, like, a bazillion years. Sheesh. Get rid of that thing.
ReplyDeleteHi, Naomi, and sorry for the late welcome. Where in AZ? I'm looking for someplace warm for a getaway to get toasty, and even AZ can't get out of the 70s. Are you exaggerating? Perhaps some of my mojo could work for you. Have you considered buying a pool or a few more air conditioners? Reverse meteorology-psychology is the ticket.
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