I offer the following real dialog that occurred during a viewing of a Silk Soy Milk commercial as proof of: A) the fact that life at the Dept. is positively Seinfeldian; B) maybe I am still overly-snarky and difficult to live with since I've returned from vacation:
Me: (sniffing disdainfully) Real cows don't wear clothes.
Rick: Or stand on two feet.
Me: (dismissively rolling eyes.) That's hooves.
Rick: (trying again) Or talk.
Me: (still staring at t.v.) Maybe not to you.
Rick: Never mind.
Last Year at The Dept. of Nance: The Alaskan Adventure Part I
*this begins my 7-part series of my Alaskan cruise, complete with some lovely pictures. If you'd like to read ahead, just hit July 2006 in the Archives and enjoy.