tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15179498.post6555754560421611898..comments2024-03-20T08:32:25.794-04:00Comments on Dept. of Nance: The Wild Kingdom (And No, This Isn't About School)Nancehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17627214346956206283noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15179498.post-58461494657662462062009-01-21T19:48:00.000-05:002009-01-21T19:48:00.000-05:00pandas are vicious when they are rendered so by id...pandas are vicious when they are rendered so by idiotic zoo visitors and toxic carcinogens from air pollution. Koala bears ARE NOT VICIOUS. how many times do we have to have this argument, both in person and via the interwebs? the bird thing is karma. plain and simple.Nancehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17627214346956206283noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15179498.post-19340024023938317132009-01-21T01:20:00.000-05:002009-01-21T01:20:00.000-05:00pandas are vicious. so are koala bears and birds. ...pandas are vicious. so are koala bears and birds. dont believe me. i was reading on the deck with my shirt off, and one pooped on me. 45 minutes later, i was on the porch on the phone...standing...on my own porch...and a sparrow FLEW DIRECTLY INTO MY SHOULDER. swear to god. <BR/><BR/>also, beware butterflies, fish, frogs, and turtles.JPDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17332435129324941983noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15179498.post-8703897695161993282009-01-17T17:16:00.000-05:002009-01-17T17:16:00.000-05:00LOL I'll get PETA right on that, Nance.LOL I'll get PETA right on that, Nance.gfe--gluten free easilyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08182613995248482102noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15179498.post-58854171074308111752009-01-16T12:24:00.000-05:002009-01-16T12:24:00.000-05:00Nina--with the famed air pollution over Beijing, i...Nina--with the famed air pollution over Beijing, it's entirely possible! You may have hit upon a theory!Nancehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17627214346956206283noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15179498.post-11539125630940270332009-01-16T10:54:00.000-05:002009-01-16T10:54:00.000-05:00I wonder if the Chinamen are putting toxins in the...I wonder if the Chinamen are putting toxins in the panda's food and that is why they keep attacking people.Ninahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08060839171999701331noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15179498.post-61755429701231747382009-01-15T23:12:00.000-05:002009-01-15T23:12:00.000-05:00Shirley--I heard about the elephant/dog story, but...Shirley--I heard about the elephant/dog story, but don't remember where. Maybe Gu Gu should have it on a continuous loop for inspiration.Nancehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17627214346956206283noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15179498.post-33932470306980880832009-01-15T22:25:00.000-05:002009-01-15T22:25:00.000-05:00I like the penguins and the sheepdog story. How ab...I like the penguins and the sheepdog story. How about an elephant and a dog? Check out this story that was shared on CBS Sunday Morning recently. <BR/><BR/>http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/01/02/assignment_america/main4696340.shtml<BR/><BR/>Love doesn't have to be explained, Nance ... LOL<BR/><BR/>ShirleyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15179498.post-17918364965946870952009-01-15T14:15:00.000-05:002009-01-15T14:15:00.000-05:00J.--regarding the new Russian "mate" for Elinor: ...J.--regarding the new Russian "mate" for Elinor: it is as I feared. When they gave her a stupid name like "Flocke" (translation "Flake"), they doomed her forever. This guy doesn't even have a NAME. They're just pawning her off to some nameless Communist, happy to have her mated with SOMEONE who will have her since she was raised by humans. Sigh. Poor Elinor. Had she been named properly with her fitting moniker, things would have turned out differently (and far better!), I assure you.Nancehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17627214346956206283noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15179498.post-45439302550349491432009-01-14T20:50:00.000-05:002009-01-14T20:50:00.000-05:00Dear Jellyjules,Thanks for thinking I am clever en...Dear Jellyjules,<BR/><BR/>Thanks for thinking I am clever enough to write that limerick, but I did say I HEARD it long ago.<BR/><BR/>Here is another one I didn't write...<BR/><BR/><BR/>A flea and fly in a flue,<BR/>Were imprisoned so what could they do?<BR/>Said the flea let us fly.<BR/>Said the fly let us flee.<BR/>So they flew through a flaw in the flue.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15179498.post-33868224160681918602009-01-14T15:48:00.000-05:002009-01-14T15:48:00.000-05:00Ortizzle--Holy crap. Disney is so...into everythin...Ortizzle--Holy crap. Disney is so...into everything. I swear, if they do the dog-fairy penguin story, though, i am demanding a creative credit or some percentage off the top or at the back end. but SAVE THOSE FLAMINGOS! even if they are in tanzania. and soda is involved. lol.<BR/><BR/>nancy--LOL. i used to have that limerick in an animal joke book way back when. AND NOW JELLYJULES IS GIVING YOU CREDIT FOR PENNING IT. i love it.Nancehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17627214346956206283noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15179498.post-85045960446449082932009-01-14T10:28:00.000-05:002009-01-14T10:28:00.000-05:00Nancy, I like your limerick!Nancy, I like your limerick!Jhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00653383372182667361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15179498.post-78673730542072707662009-01-13T20:14:00.000-05:002009-01-13T20:14:00.000-05:00And really... Disney is on it:http://tinyurl.com/7...And really... Disney is on it:<BR/>http://tinyurl.com/79ycro<BR/><BR/>(I thought you would enjoy the choice of animal.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15179498.post-65294586429524652952009-01-13T15:45:00.000-05:002009-01-13T15:45:00.000-05:00Nance,Your interesting post reminded me of a limer...Nance,<BR/><BR/>Your interesting post reminded me of a limerick I heard long ago.<BR/>Do you remember it,too?<BR/><BR/><BR/>A wonderful bird is the pelican.<BR/>Its beak can hold more than its belly can.<BR/>It can hold in its beak<BR/>Enough food for a week.<BR/>I'm darned if I know how the hell he can.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15179498.post-64354105469164446402009-01-12T22:40:00.000-05:002009-01-12T22:40:00.000-05:00apathy lounge--honestly, it pains me to think of P...apathy lounge--honestly, it pains me to think of PANDAS in this way. yet, i cannot help but think it says more of the PEOPLE IN CHARGE OF THE PANDAS and the Chinese in general. Bless their hearts, though; the pandas are truly their National Treasures, and if those bears want to eat them alive, they'll let them, by god.<BR/><BR/>J.--holy crap, looks like you scooped me. i am on my way to your link and i will be commenting more on your story.<BR/><BR/>Mary G--Perhaps you need a little screen in front of your monitor? I got all but the panda story from my wonderful Cleveland Plain Dealer, which had a special section in Friday's paper devoted to global changes. I just had to share, especially when I saw that pelicans were mentioned.Nancehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17627214346956206283noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15179498.post-41835218466103889912009-01-12T21:32:00.000-05:002009-01-12T21:32:00.000-05:00Bloodthirsty pandas. Film at 11!Bloodthirsty pandas. Film at 11!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15179498.post-52563718777914058292009-01-12T21:10:00.000-05:002009-01-12T21:10:00.000-05:00I was waiting for you to mention that they secured...I was waiting for you to mention that they secured a beau for Eleanor.<BR/><BR/>http://www.wtopnews.com/?nid=105&sid=1566627<BR/><BR/>I hope she finds him worthy.<BR/><BR/>PS: My word verification says "secretfox". Is it flirting with me or sending me on spy mission?J.https://www.blogger.com/profile/13210196782033667445noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15179498.post-82180891065028388312009-01-12T20:07:00.000-05:002009-01-12T20:07:00.000-05:00Where do you *get* this stuff. And why do I not b...Where do you *get* this stuff. And why do I not by now know better than to be drinking coffee while reading your posts.<BR/>Wiping computer screen clean. Now.MARY Ghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13178370815712313585noreply@blogger.com