tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15179498.post6089959883387923822..comments2024-03-20T08:32:25.794-04:00Comments on Dept. of Nance: If There's A Law Against This, Then I Am Way Overdue For An Orange Jumpsuit FittingNancehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17627214346956206283noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15179498.post-4965543411445519222007-11-07T13:52:00.000-05:002007-11-07T13:52:00.000-05:00I will scream profanities at who/whatever the hell...I will scream profanities at who/whatever the hell I want! I love profanities.Terahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05237609498669814077noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15179498.post-13364849023722271622007-11-02T15:53:00.000-04:002007-11-02T15:53:00.000-04:00anali--church?scarlet--you're alive!!nancy--damned...anali--church?<BR/><BR/>scarlet--you're alive!!<BR/><BR/>nancy--damned good.Nancehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17627214346956206283noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15179498.post-11566659457778730362007-11-01T23:04:00.000-04:002007-11-01T23:04:00.000-04:00Well, Nance, at your urging, here goes!I will say ...Well, Nance, at your urging, here goes!<BR/><BR/>I will say F*** any time I choose regardless of the sensabilities of others.<BR/><BR/>Also, just between you and me,I really don't give a S*** where that woman has gone.<BR/><BR/>How the F*** was that?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15179498.post-46402691338693686552007-11-01T20:31:00.000-04:002007-11-01T20:31:00.000-04:00Fuckin A.Fuckin A.Scarlet Hiphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09755027348114773769noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15179498.post-71347664042059682382007-11-01T02:19:00.000-04:002007-11-01T02:19:00.000-04:00If we can't swear in the privacy of our own homes,...If we can't swear in the privacy of our own homes, then where can we swear? Is nothing sacred??!!Lisa Johnsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08096947438461486505noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15179498.post-42465138593203667312007-10-31T18:33:00.000-04:002007-10-31T18:33:00.000-04:00nancy--swearing does not preclude proper usage. p...nancy--swearing does not preclude proper usage. please feel free to engage in both. in fact, you are urged to.<BR/><BR/>the donnage--whew! now you can add "The Dept. of Nance" as #6.<BR/><BR/>wordgirl--i can only assume your query is a rhetorical one. else, i must answer "one in the grip of a republican president." we're working on that, however; not much longer, and we will have fixed that.<BR/><BR/>ortizzle--not to mention the ever-ubiquitous mis-usage of "anyone" as a singular indefinite pronoun antecedent, referred to with "their." always cringeworthy.<BR/><BR/>sputnik--i have an adorable red manual can opener--a kitchenaid--which matches my kitchen perfectly. it came with a guarantee, which i promptly lost. it now does not work at all. i have very little hand strength. i will try the oxo on your advice, but does it come in red?<BR/><BR/>ap in uk--oh, thank you for delurking! i shall scuttle off to check out that url. there is no shortage of profanity in the lounge at The Rock, let me assure you. we clean it up for the classroom, but let fly in safety over coffee. it feels healthy to me!<BR/><BR/>v-grrrl--a touch of the Puritan strain in that bloodline, perhaps. maybe his family intermarried with some of them that fled from Merrie Olde and settled in the Netherlands?<BR/><BR/>i.h.--oh, they always <I>start out</I> working just fine. but something sinister is at work here, i mean it!<BR/><BR/>gina--lol. that's one i never really used. is it a california thing?<BR/><BR/>jenomena--what can i say? i'm a wimp.Nancehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17627214346956206283noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15179498.post-39543041780834087832007-10-31T16:06:00.000-04:002007-10-31T16:06:00.000-04:00So, Nance, is it one or the other?If I promise not...So, Nance, is it one or the other?<BR/><BR/>If I promise not to say F*** or S***, can I use irregardless, between you and I, and Where she at?<BR/><BR/>Let me know because I have a lot of good $%)*@*&% I could say....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15179498.post-79743315449022035752007-10-31T03:53:00.000-04:002007-10-31T03:53:00.000-04:00Top 5 Things I Drop The F-Bomb On:1. My iPod. ie-"...Top 5 Things I Drop The F-Bomb On:<BR/><BR/>1. My iPod. ie-"Why can't iTunes "find" my fucking shit?<BR/><BR/>2. The plastic ring at the top of my snapple green-tea bottles. ie- "i get it, it is not broken and thus fresh, why cant I fucking break it?"<BR/><BR/>3. My doorknob when I can't get the key out. ie- "come the fuck on man, 10 weeks and still..."<BR/><BR/>4. The elevator. ie- "What the fuck is the holdup here?"<BR/><BR/>5. Staplers. " Fuck you, I only wanted one staple.The Donnagehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05932205454666902626noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15179498.post-73806790779657795712007-10-30T13:04:00.000-04:002007-10-30T13:04:00.000-04:00Sweet baby Jebus! The government can get away with...Sweet baby Jebus! The government can get away with illegal wiretapping and lying to start a war where thousands get killed...but a woman can't express a little dismay when a toilet overflows and crap falls onto her shoes? What kind of world is this???Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15179498.post-27009408829581113692007-10-30T03:18:00.000-04:002007-10-30T03:18:00.000-04:00Well, f*ck a d*ck. (Oops, that might cause a publi...Well, f*ck a d*ck. (Oops, that might cause a public disturbance, don't do that.)<BR/><BR/>The article was interesting. I would have at least demanded that the police fix the toilet. <BR/><BR/>And speaking of examples of good speech, how about this winning sentence from the article:<BR/><I>Scranton Public Safety Director Ray Hayes said if anyone feels they were unjustly accused, they can address it before a judge.</I><BR/><BR/>Or maybe they can just address the judge directly, and forget about "it." :-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15179498.post-55558057339376087582007-10-29T21:28:00.000-04:002007-10-29T21:28:00.000-04:00Well, that is just un#$%King believable. How is sw...Well, that is just un#$%King believable. How is swearing at a private toilet <I>in one's own house</I> a "public inconvenience"? How will they prove the toilet was annoyed or alarmed? (We have ways of getting you to talk. Open your lid!) The risk to health by a non compliant toilet far outweighs the risk of offense to the ears of a passerby. P.S. Much more important to direct money toward cute plaid pumps than a dumb appliance! The OXO crank can opener is inexpensive, hardy, reliable and doesn't hurt my arthritic wrist. And you can use it in a power outage, so pets don't starve.sputnikhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11636063437215380370noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15179498.post-82430655485226842522007-10-29T10:30:00.000-04:002007-10-29T10:30:00.000-04:00Had to come out of my lurking place to make sure y...Had to come out of my lurking place to make sure you'd seen this (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/10/17/nswear117.xml)news -- a recent study from the UK indicating that swearing is "good for the workplace". Hey, if it works at the office, you can bet your a** it works at home...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15179498.post-30291390737110166602007-10-29T06:30:00.000-04:002007-10-29T06:30:00.000-04:00My husband grew up with two brothers, went to an a...My husband grew up with two brothers, went to an all male boarding school, a military academy, and served in the Army. When I curse, he cringes, and he complains about bad language in movies. Go figure.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15179498.post-71645304497494317852007-10-29T03:59:00.000-04:002007-10-29T03:59:00.000-04:00Regular can openers are the way to go, as long as ...Regular can openers are the way to go, as long as you get the right one. My mom had two, one of which always worked.<BR/><BR/>Oh, and if you don't use four letter words in your vocabulary, you're not using English to its fullest extent.Mikey G.https://www.blogger.com/profile/00897636566850280566noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15179498.post-27403695089043841612007-10-29T00:47:00.000-04:002007-10-29T00:47:00.000-04:00Yeah, I think if she fights that, she's gonna win....Yeah, I think if she fights that, she's gonna win. At least, I really hope she wins.<BR/><BR/>I cuss quite frequently, and also posess a large vocabulary. So all those that say it's a crutch can suck it. ;)Ginahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11604097511444010759noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15179498.post-55105043341440234382007-10-28T19:00:00.000-04:002007-10-28T19:00:00.000-04:00Uh...she was in her house? Puhleeze. How is that...Uh...she was in her house? Puhleeze. How is that even fair?! I refuse to watch my mouth at home. In public I can <I>almost</I> understand.<BR/><BR/>(I'm an old fashioned can opener gal myself. We had an automatic one at home and it just never got the job done. *shrug*)jenomenahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09125646154464097317noreply@blogger.com