As you can imagine from the above, I realized that I could...er...take some time for myself and wander around a bit to look at...other things in the vicinity. I spotted this sign in the men's department and got a bit confused. See what you think:
You know, if I had not felt mollified by a little peanut butter, chocolate, and vanilla treat, I might have been really upset that VACUUM & ALLERGY WORLD was closed. Getting sucked into a vortex after hours of fruitless ManShopping would have capped off my week pretty well.