Oh, Texas. You've already given us so very, very much. But like Typhoid Mary, you keep giving and giving and giving. Now you want to give us your governor...again.
Been there, done that.
Rick "Secessionist" Perry has such a devoted following--see above--but he comes with a little baggage. None of that matters to people like this, however, a woman whose MyTwitFace profile my sister Susan had occasion to "research" and thoughtfully copied, pasted, and sent me, and which I reproduce faithfully here:
'I am 39, married to Jonathan, have 4 kids, Kaitlyn, Tucker Dean, Daniel, and Ben. I am a Registered Nurse. I am attempting to homeschool Daniel. My interests include family, "religion," politics, couponing and stockpiling, camping.'
I just bet that's her sign.